Find New Customers purchases Cisco for $9 billion in cash


Find New Customers is pleased to announce the purchase of Cisco for the sum of $9 billion in cash. Said company President, Jeff Ogden, “We’re delighted to buy Cisco. It a great addition to the business.”

“As for the purchase price, it’s amazing what you find under the couch cushions. In our case, we found $9 billion.”

We’re kidding of course, (our real budget is much more like the hand depicted in this picture) but with Microsoft buying Skype for $8.5 billion in cash, we could not resist! We hope you got a big laugh out of this. We sure did.

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